Calling a spade a spade
Let's just say that I am someone that uses at least one Simpsons quote a day, if not more than more. I have the Krusty mask, the Homer super giant pez dispenser, the Homer talking telephone, seasons one through ten on dvd... you get the picture.
Awesome phone... too bad I have not had a landline since I got it.
So it saddens me to no end that another Simpsons season -- Season 22, no less -- is about to air and I could truly care less. Especially as it is being advertised as having the cast of Glee involved in it. It's called "Elementary School Musical." Wow, years and years ago, I would have eaten that up... minus the Glee thing. I cannot get past the first ad break in that show. And I LOVE musicals and singing and dancing like you just don't care. I alerted my friends on Facebook that I broke it down to "One Night in Bangkok" just tonight, for heaven's sake. And I like Jane Lynch. I like the whole idea of Glee, but I find it completely unwatchable on so many levels.
But I digress...
I swear that Yeardley Smith must have had the ol' contract rewritten so that she sings heavily throughout at least one episode a season.
I guess Marge surprises Lisa with a week at an arts camp, where she runs into the gang from Glee. When the fun is over, Lisa decides to run off to "Sprooklyn" (sigh) to make it as a whatever. Needless to say, it doesn't work out and everything will go back to normal. And by normal, I mean lame.
Please, please, cancel the Simpsons. It's like watching someone you love die a long, slow non-funny death.
Southpark did it! And better, I'm sure. Do the Simpsons' writers even watch the competition?
Awesome phone... too bad I have not had a landline since I got it.
So it saddens me to no end that another Simpsons season -- Season 22, no less -- is about to air and I could truly care less. Especially as it is being advertised as having the cast of Glee involved in it. It's called "Elementary School Musical." Wow, years and years ago, I would have eaten that up... minus the Glee thing. I cannot get past the first ad break in that show. And I LOVE musicals and singing and dancing like you just don't care. I alerted my friends on Facebook that I broke it down to "One Night in Bangkok" just tonight, for heaven's sake. And I like Jane Lynch. I like the whole idea of Glee, but I find it completely unwatchable on so many levels.
But I digress...
I swear that Yeardley Smith must have had the ol' contract rewritten so that she sings heavily throughout at least one episode a season.
I guess Marge surprises Lisa with a week at an arts camp, where she runs into the gang from Glee. When the fun is over, Lisa decides to run off to "Sprooklyn" (sigh) to make it as a whatever. Needless to say, it doesn't work out and everything will go back to normal. And by normal, I mean lame.
Please, please, cancel the Simpsons. It's like watching someone you love die a long, slow non-funny death.
Southpark did it! And better, I'm sure. Do the Simpsons' writers even watch the competition?




















