Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal!

Grandpa Simpson

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Barney Gumble

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

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1. November 29th 2006 @ 09:03. Sisi Says:

Oh those were such a laugh!! You gotta check out this Simpsons fan site. It has quotes and recordings for them as well

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2. November 29th 2006 @ 12:47. K.L. Almeroth Says:

Love this post! Hilarious!!

I have so many quotes that I love...

The one where Homer becomes a missionary....then says, "But I don't believe in Jebus!"

K.L.

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3. November 29th 2006 @ 15:23. pegasus Says:

thanks Sisi. I will definately check out that site.

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4. November 29th 2006 @ 15:26. pegasus Says:

hi K.L.

The Homer as missionary was a funny episode -Homer single-handedly destroys their peacful, dignified culture into a bunch of drunk, obnoxious, compulsive gamblers. D'oh.

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5. December 1st 2006 @ 06:13. Nina Says:

The Simpsons is the best show for quotes. I absolutely love those said by Ralph. My favourite is, 'Principle Skinner, I got carsick in your office.'

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6. December 1st 2006 @ 06:45. pegasus Says:

that's a good one, Nina. I also like the one where Ralph says, "hello SuperNintendo Chalmers"

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7. December 14th 2006 @ 13:25. Whatever Says:

My favourite is the one where Homer says: "What's that thing you use to dig food?" and does a motion.. it gets me every time.

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8. December 14th 2006 @ 15:36. pegasus Says:

Too funny! Thanks, Whatever.
Marge must be a saint to put up with that Homer.

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9. January 7th 2007 @ 21:34. Cibbuano Says:

SuperNintendo Chalmers!

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