Funny Simpsons Quotes..."Homer no function beer well without"...and more
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal!
Grandpa Simpson
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Barney Gumble
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
Motherhood
Love this post! Hilarious!!
I have so many quotes that I love...
The one where Homer becomes a missionary....then says, "But I don't believe in Jebus!"
K.L.
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The Homer as missionary was a funny episode -Homer single-handedly destroys their peacful, dignified culture into a bunch of drunk, obnoxious, compulsive gamblers. D'oh.
Peg
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Marge must be a saint to put up with that Homer.
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