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If Maggie Could Talk, What Would She Say?

Maggie Simpson
Ah, Maggie, the forgotten Simpson. Will you ever grow up? Will you ever share your words of wisdom learned at the knee of Homer and the rest of the Simpson clan?

Perhaps, if you could speak you might say...

"Don't hog the donuts, Homer."

"Baby Power!"

"Am I adopted?"

"Pow! That'll learn Burns to touch MY candy."

"Enough with the 'Eat My Shorts' crap already."

"I love Marge."

"Can I get a lollipop instead of this damn pacifier?"

Maggie Simpson Stapling Homer
"Keep Homer away from the Nuclear Power Plant or we're all going to die. Seriously, people, I'm not kidding on this one."

"Lisa! For the love of Pete, I'm gonna stick that saxamaphone where the sun don't shine."

"Ah, we meet again, 'one-eyebrow' baby. You are a worthy adversary indeed."

"Springfield's my kinda town."




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1. February 11th 2007 @ 07:33. Francis Says:
"Save Mrs. Krabbapple; save the world."

"So long, and thanks for all the pacifiers."

2. February 13th 2007 @ 18:00. pegasus Says:
hey Francis,

A couple of good ones, for sure!

Peg
3. March 9th 2007 @ 01:04. yoda76 Says:


Ah, but Maggie's actual speech is both funny and sweet ;o)
4. May 19th 2007 @ 09:17. Ruby Says:
"Doh!" - ala daddy Homer Simpson

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