If Maggie Could Talk, What Would She Say?
Ah, Maggie, the forgotten Simpson. Will you ever grow up? Will you ever share your words of wisdom learned at the knee of Homer and the rest of the Simpson clan?
Perhaps, if you could speak you might say...
"Don't hog the donuts, Homer."
"Baby Power!"
"Am I adopted?"
"Pow! That'll learn Burns to touch MY candy."
"Enough with the 'Eat My Shorts' crap already."
"I love Marge."
"Can I get a lollipop instead of this damn pacifier?"
"Keep Homer away from the Nuclear Power Plant or we're all going to die. Seriously, people, I'm not kidding on this one."
"Lisa! For the love of Pete, I'm gonna stick that saxamaphone where the sun don't shine."
"Ah, we meet again, 'one-eyebrow' baby. You are a worthy adversary indeed."
"Springfield's my kinda town."
What do YOU think Maggie would say if she could speak?
Perhaps, if you could speak you might say...
"Don't hog the donuts, Homer."
"Baby Power!"
"Am I adopted?"
"Pow! That'll learn Burns to touch MY candy."
"Enough with the 'Eat My Shorts' crap already."
"I love Marge."
"Can I get a lollipop instead of this damn pacifier?"
"Keep Homer away from the Nuclear Power Plant or we're all going to die. Seriously, people, I'm not kidding on this one."
"Lisa! For the love of Pete, I'm gonna stick that saxamaphone where the sun don't shine."
"Ah, we meet again, 'one-eyebrow' baby. You are a worthy adversary indeed."
"Springfield's my kinda town."
What do YOU think Maggie would say if she could speak?
























Passionate Apathy
"So long, and thanks for all the pacifiers."
Poker Addict
A couple of good ones, for sure!
Peg
The Tube Blog
Ah, but Maggie's actual speech is both funny and sweet ;o)
The Rubik's Cube